depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines
My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap
Every post apocalyptic game is all about violence!! I just wanna decorate my abandoned subway home with fairy lights!! Throw parties with other gas masked survivors!! An Animal Crossing x Stardew Valley inspired game where I can grow giant potatoes and date a buff mutant!!
One of the side quests can be trying to bake an Old World cake recipe with Dead World ingredients. It obviously ends up bland but considering the post-apocalyptic environment and irradiated taste buds, everybody loves it! It’s the sweetest thing you’ve made!
Yes! I want to be a post-apocalyptic historian/spelunker exploring ruins and checking out old shit! No need for violence or gunfight! Just let me idly read the records and the drama and the GOSSIP of the old world!!! I wanna see what the kitchens looked like and what people ate and what the political system and capital looked like and why everything was the way it was!!! In PEACE
if youre too scared to drive because you are consumed with uncertainty and fear of what to do and youve convinced yourself that youll mess it up and seriously hurt or kill yourself or others and this leaves you dependent on other people and makes you feel like a useless piece of shit clap ur hands *clap clap*
i made this post two years ago and i wanted to make an addition: as of now i have my license and i can drive without being afraid! i wanted to say that for all of the people reblogging this because they relate. i used to be DEATHLY terrified of driving; i would burst into tears just getting behind the wheel and i couldnt drive on the highway because i was so scared
it took a lot of time, patience, and practice, but i hope this maybe gives some of you hope that you too can conquer your fear. there was a time it seemed absolutely impossible for me, but it DID improve. and i believe in you. i believe that you can do it! push your limits slowly and safely. maybe it takes months, years, but theres a light at the end of this tunnel
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this post is circulating again….pls reblog this version instead if u can!!!
